Thailand Teapot 

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.

Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.

Thailand Teapot by Eludian February 24, 2021

Thailand 

A country in South East Asia that's well known for an overused ladyboys and "funny capital city name" joke. Also known for its tourism and their denial on prostitution business, worshipping random stuff for lottery numbers, as well as political mess.

"What's the name of Thailand's capital?"
"Bangcock."

Thailand by NotKringe April 22, 2021

Thailänder 

Someone who is from Thai with eventually Swiss parents.

Hello Thailänder how are you?

Thailänder by jalaljajjajajjajlasdkfw November 23, 2021

Thailand 

A country in Asia, a very cool country. A lot of nice people. Though, there are cons.

Hey, do you think I should go to Phuket, Thailand?

Sounds nice, so maybe.

Thailand by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 21, 2022

Thailand Alarm Clock 

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

Thailand Alarm Clock by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Thailanese 

When a mouth-breather cannot comprehend that a person from Thailand is not Taiwanese.

Where are you from?
Thailand.
So you are Taiwanese?
No, I am from Thailand.
Phillipines?
No - Thai
Ok, so you are Thailanese?

Thailanese by Doomajarn235 June 20, 2024

Thailand Gogurt

The act of putting the closed end of a used condom in the males mouth and pushing the ejaculate out the open end of the used condom into a woman’s mouth during sex

Yo what’s poppin, gave my girl the ole Thailand Gogurt last night, she loved slurpin that seed!!

Thailand Gogurt by The one and only Big Willy February 28, 2026