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Snorlax texter

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
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revenge texter

someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.
"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."

"You're a revenge texter. Period."
by Hannah is Magical March 19, 2010
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toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.
Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
by simdave2000 May 6, 2010
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Ghost Texter

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.
You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING
by Rizcucci aka.. Flower March 11, 2010
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textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.
My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.
by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008
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texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers
by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010
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Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.
He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.
by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010
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