Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008
These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.
by J-Dog123 April 18, 2007
Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC November 01, 2015
A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.
That right there was a Texan Clusterfuck.
by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014
"He's gone Texan!"
by ThexLoneWolf July 17, 2022
Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.
by Barberella April 12, 2020