Telescoping

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”

by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018

Teesho

Teesho- The name given to massive bitches and people who talk a lot of shit and can't back it

Junior Online - "bro I'm gonna stab you, watch when I catch you lacking"
Wahaab Online - "we'll see wargwan"
Wahaab IRL - "What you saying now huh?"
Junior IRL - "Nah bro allow me fam allow me allow it blud please nah g I'm sorry"

Wahaab IRL - "You're such a Teesho"

by Mbwasse August 23, 2019

tejeshvar

A cute guy. So cheesy and romantic. Highly annoying, def not innocent as think he is.

Cold rainy weather makes him go crazy. is a weird person . if u think he is mysterious then u r not close to him

who is that cute cat?t
huh?its def tejeshvar

by I love cats so much November 10, 2021

ape tees

A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.

Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!

by animedonut March 15, 2021

Teesa

The most beautiful thing in the world. Extremely rare because of the beauty. She is very beautiful, passionate, kind, and trustworthy. There is no one like her. A man named Matt is madly in love with her and wont ever let her go.

Teesa is the hottest thing in the universe.

by Poopsie Bear October 28, 2013

Teleshopping

Channels dedicated to pointless gadgets you will never need, unbelievably fake photoshopped images, patronizing rhetorical questions and the worst actors on the face of the earth.

Teleshopping:

**HEY! Are you a fat loser with no friends?**

Guy at home: No.

**Then you need,THE FAT-BUSTER-CARDIO-CRUNCHER-ABS-BUILDER-FRIEND-FINDER 3000! It was £300 but you can get now for just £299.99!
Just Call: 0800-IMAFATLOSERWITHNOFRIENDSANDNEEDTHEFATBUSTERCARDIOCRUNCHERABSBUILDERFRIENDFINDER3000PLS Terms and conditions apply batteries not included.**

by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

telescoping

to masturbate into a tube and then ejaculate through the tube into someones eye

i was banging this bird last night. grabbed a toilet roll tube and proceeded in some telescoping

by luvchild1 September 22, 2009