Tennessee Ass Plum

When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."

by Cait S. Pineapple June 18, 2009

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Tennessee Butplug

When a guy sticks his head all the way up a girls asshole

Yo that chick Wendy is pretty hot
Na she gave a bunch of guys a Tennessee butplug

by Thicc Dic March 6, 2017

Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..

Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.

by Chastro D October 13, 2007

Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

Tennessee Shower

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.

There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!

by ratpact4life March 7, 2022

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008