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telus

When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?
I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.
by bob sdjasfk June 7, 2007
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tenure

a Godless action taken by colleges and universities across America to keep their teachers and professors from leaving their institutions to work elsewhere by guaranteeing their "right to work" for life at the college and/or university of their chosen employment. the reason this is "Godless" is it allows the teachers and professors to teach their own perverted agendas which therefore brainwashes our youth to believe personal lies over generally accepted unalienable truths, that made America great in the first place.
bill: i hate my political science professor. if i don't believe what he believes, he'll flunk me, and i do not agree with him at all politically. the man's a communist and believes in collective thought.

chip: you are stuck with him, my friend, as he has tenure. he can't be fired, so you either need to drop out of his class entirely and find another instructor or be his slave and go with the flow against your own conscience or let him flunk you. isn't America GREAT?
by adam812 January 26, 2014
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Wild Tengu

Wild Tengu is a mugenite who makes videos bashing the Hell out of WIP, Characters, and Ai patches. He's also into racist for Black people while not trying to be a jerk about it.

He somewhat the most hated and love person In the mugen world
Wild Tengu: Lazy coding. Because alexlexus is a lazy nigga who eats KFC all day
by GodKill123 August 6, 2009
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Tellurian

Earth Dweller - as in Martian, being a being from Mars. From the Greek Tellus, meaning Earth. It's the one word that describes us all as one.
The Alien asked - "what are you"? He said "I'm a Tellurian"
by Ruffian June 14, 2007
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TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA

< Origin latin., tenuis meaning flat, turpiculus meaning ugly, pectora meaning breasts>

A persistent, irrational fear of floppy, sagging tits; or a situation in which floppy, sagging tits may occur which leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.
"I need your help doctor, because of my TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA I'm now on my sixth wife."
by The Koala Catcher October 17, 2011
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Teclugen

the most inefficient way for two people to communicate. To communicate with someone next to you by emailing, texting, writing, etc. Also known as the teclugen method.
Even though the two girls shared a room, they used the teclugen method to communicate.
by Pthbbb January 24, 2010
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teluk intan

a place in Perak in a 14 state Malaysia, it literally means "Diamond Bay" which was its original name
I live in Teluk Intan.
by jensen.nbj April 21, 2011
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