teed

the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked

I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.

by South County Lords February 20, 2009

teefs

n. pl.

1. What yur grill is made up of. (See also teef; toofs.)

2. One of a set of hard, bonelike structures rooted in sockets in the jaws of hood residents.

3. Used for biting / chewing food or as a means of attack or defense.

That chicken head teefs get in the way.

by Matt Hoyt February 18, 2004

teenslang.com

A website referred to in episode 18 of season 4 of the cancelled sitcom George Lopez. It is suggested to be a website much like urbandictionary.com, but if you go to such an address now, it takes you to a explicit webcam site.

George: "Carmen, you promised us you weren't gonna have sex!"

Carmen: "Dad, I was doing Jason's laundry!"

George (to Angie): "When we go home, we're gonna go to teenslang.com and find out what the hell this term 'doing laundry' means."

by GuyWhoDoesLaundry;) November 4, 2012

Teedle-wimp

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family

You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours

by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

teesnord

A human being that is obscene, obese, and consumes all resources in the planet.

(also a failure of a music producer)

Guys, Teesnord is so bad...he just ate an entire refrigerator niBBa.

by Gobnord May 30, 2018

Theeds

Marc’s long lost boyfriend that beats up fat women named after seasons

Oh shit, I love Theeds

by BigDickCabaniss October 20, 2018

drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.

Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)

by goatifieda April 24, 2021