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Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.
I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.
by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019
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technoformalism

A paradigm in which an uncountable number of lines of length-uncountable have a discrete area as long as they are arranged in a radial center.

It is also called "technics" or "technology" as an abbreviation.
In technoformalism, if the number of intersections among the lines is greater than one; the cumulative surface area becomes uncountable.
If the number of intersections is zero (a lateral superset) then the surface area becomes zero.
by zanderfin November 17, 2019
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technocaust

The EMP burst caused a technocaust in a 10-mile radius.
by TheTimeTraveller January 6, 2021
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technodazzle

A belief that technolgy is the answer to anything or everything without solid reason or logic.
A non-tech individual or company duped into believing computerisation is the direction to take without the necessary expertise to know of its shortcomings.
The chairman of the bank was technodazzled into moving the operation online. The hackers and fraudsters rejoiced.
by SideshowJo March 27, 2021
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Technobär

A very warm, gentle Dude. Who gives great hugs but has a severe herpes infection on his genitals.
Technobärs erection does not look healthy.
by BigBrokolisubmarine November 23, 2021
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Technobald stan

Your awesome and you are probably bald.

You most likely went bald before 18. Technobald stans have no mother.
so a Technobald stan should............................meh .
by king rabbit 2008 is bald March 24, 2022
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