I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
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1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.
2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"
2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"
3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"
3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
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This traffic shits me to tears,
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
by jonoabroad September 26, 2007
Get the shits me to tears mug.A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
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Get the Fuck me to tears mug.an 80s band who,as previously stated, contributed a lot of hits back in the day.
most notably now, however, was their song "mad world", covered by gary jules for the film donnie darko.
most notably now, however, was their song "mad world", covered by gary jules for the film donnie darko.
"i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had. i find it hard to tell you, cause i find it hard to take, when people run in circles its a very very... MADDD WORLDDDD." -taken from mad world, by tears for fears
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