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Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
by WH262 February 27, 2018
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A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.
"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"
by MX29 December 13, 2019
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Tallahassee Tickle

When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
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Tallahassee Special

A delicious Christmas Drink of

1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk
If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.
by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 29, 2020
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Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a frozen sensation in the deeeeep south.
Chet punished Mo with a Tallahassee Icepick one muggy afternoon.
by Diego José July 19, 2022
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Taylah

All Taylah's have a demon buddy. The demon, Skinny Legend typically has a rlly solid friendship with said Tay. Skinny Legend drags her down the stairs? Big funny. Tay's bestfriend also happens to be married to said demon. It was an alleged forced marriage. Skinny Legend's demon parents are now trapped in a fridge. Every Taylah has a Skinny Legend buddy. If a Taylah denies it, she's possessed. And no, she does NOT have schizophrenia. Oh and if supposed Taylah has a pet, Skinny Legend might posses it.
"Oh no guys! A tall skinny woman demon ran at me in a hallway and is now proceeding to drag me down stairs, push things off of my desk, give me sleep paralysis and much more!!"
"Shut the fuck up Tay, you're delusional"
If a Taylah you know has a Skinny Legend, well that's just lovely.
by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022
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Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.
I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!
by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023
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