Tardy dard

A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

YOU ARE A TARDY DARD, DARDY TARDY. FAARRTY TARD!!!!!

by Dik hed July 31, 2017

Tardy boys

A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.

Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

t2rry

A cool tiktoker that worked hard for his followers.

Hey have you watched t2rry?

He’s so cool!

by okhaha33 March 12, 2021

Little tardy

When you have a meeting with a midget with down syndrome who arrives late.

Corky finally got here. He is a little tardy.

by dedman73 August 18, 2009

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

tarrasque

The freak-ass monster who eats Pelor-loving pallys for breakfast. Doesn't die much.

A DM can waste any Timmy with a properly timed Tarrasque.

by Quanaco December 2, 2003

Tarrant

(Tair-rent) A fit, well built, and very handsome man. He is smart, strong, courageous and fearless in the face of danger. When someone else is in danger, he will fight to help them, and willing to take a bullet for anybody. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and stand up for anyone. Energetic and gets along with almost anyone, fun to be around and incredibly sweet to girls. He's a good hugger, kisser, and all around just a passionate and sexy guy.

Tarrant also means "thunder".

Samantha: Tarrant saved me back there, if he didn't say something to Alex, I think he would have hit me!

Jane: I know! Tarrant is such a sweet guy, how is he single? He is personally making sure you're safe from Alex. I would die to have a boyfriend like that! Wish all guys were like him.

by JustBeingHonest August 17, 2012