targeé

Fancy way of saying target (the store).

O yeah im going to Targeé

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

target cart attendant

The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.

That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.

by Target Cart Attendant March 26, 2005

Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.

I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.

by Niqsta June 29, 2010

tangerious

1. anything cool, sweet. awesome, sick etc

2. all good emotions rolled into one

1. (your friend has just a girlfriend)
you: TANGERIOUS!

2. "I'm feeling tangerious now"

by Phil P August 4, 2007

Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Cartoon Tagger

the people on facebook that insist on putting up a picture with tons of different superlatives on it and then tag each and everyone of their friends as one of the superlatives. These superlatives normally consist of some type of cartoon show to go with it. The cartoons are primarily characters out of South Park or Little Miss Sunshine.

OMG did you see? Becky is such cartoon tagger, she tagged me as "the Ginger"? MY HAIR IS CLEARLY STRAWBERRY BLONDE.

by tapthatasschuckbass March 2, 2009

Anus tangerinus

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.

The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020