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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Taelynn

said tay-lynn; someone to be jealous of. By far the best, fucking glorious, and ridiculously AWESOME person you could possibly meet. Taelynns are truly unique people who are way too nice for thier own good, do stupid things that make you laugh endlessly, but are genuinely smart. you can't possibly hate on a Taelynn because they are just too damn good, and if you do hate on a Taelynn she'll probably kick your ass in two seconds flat, only one second if she doesn't want to waste time. Taelynn's are naturally beatuiful both inside and out and really easy to get along with. She attracts the fellas like nothing, but only the best are up to par so don't just brush her off. If you know a Taelynn you are truly blessed
damn you have skills like a Taelynn
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Taelyn

Literally a QUEEN, the most gorgeous person to have ever been born, absolutely funny with a killer body. Her perfection on the outside is just as present on the inside. Her laugh, her smile, her walk, her eyes, everything u see about this girl will make u melt into an abyss. Please I’d you ever meet a taelyn kidnap her.
Hey man I need to kidnap a taelyn
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Tuna Tape

What young teenage females use to re-tighten their pussy lips after being penetrated by a "large" male so their mothers never find out that they are not a virgin.
Brittney do you have anymore tuna tape?

No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!
by ~Tasty~ March 25, 2011
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duct tape

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
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tadel

cool
can be spelt either way: - tadel/tadal
Tremaine: - "i got you the games console you wanted so bad"

Ishmael: - "wow, tadel."
by Demarl January 16, 2008
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Tapestryshopp'd

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.
"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."
by CurtisDK August 10, 2009
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