Tampon

Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

by rice-is-food February 3, 2007

tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 16, 2011

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry

by fut nucker July 31, 2020

Tamponic

Moody or stressy, akin to a hormonal female during the menstrual cycle. Can also be prefixed with 'chronic'.

Tim: fucking hell guys! Stop being such pricks!

Ben: wow Tim, you're chronic tamponic

by Boc February 5, 2012

Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.

- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013