Shark Tale

A Dreamworks movie about a fish who tries to look hip and trendy, but is actually a homeless boy from a car wash. He kills a shark from a gang and then gets screwed over with a female fish. Also a shark (vegetarian) starts living with him. Also has the BEST and CRISPIEST animation on our planet Earth.

Person 1: Ay yo you seen Shark Tale
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: The animation is beautiful

Person 2: No

by Gay Meerkat July 17, 2018

Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

Story Tale

A nonexistent form of literature.

Nathalie: I love story tales.
Everyone else: What the fuck is a story tale?

by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 19, 2019

tele-tale

A work of fiction told through the medium of television

Coined by Andrew F.

The story was full of action and it made a wonderful tele-tale.

by AFLOCK January 4, 2023

Kobayashi Takeru

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.

Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

by AK5482 April 2, 2011

Taleb'ed his own reputation

Destroying your own reputation completely and irreversibly in a few quick steps. Usually refers to someone's great reputation that was built over a very long time and which was utterly destroyed in a very short time by their own unexpectedly ridiculous actions, like the previously-respected famous author Nicholas Nassim Taleb did to his own reputation after many consecutive aggressive rants on social media that many saw as complete mental break-downs and as attacks to his own ideas, books, friends, colleagues and followers. This is one of the quickest known "from Hero to Zero" in the modern world.

He was building his reputation for 20 years but he Taleb'ed his own reputation in 20 minutes

by Ultra-Fragile May 29, 2021