Fairy Tale

The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.

Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale.

by International Badass July 24, 2011

cock tale

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

by jakerater July 16, 2007

Tattle-tale

A lil snitch that tells dad everything you do

Jj is a tattle-tale, he better be careful

by HoneyDaDon June 8, 2017

Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

Hola como tale tale vu

A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded

many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly

Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"

Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"

by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022

Katrina Tale

A story told to be funny but really makes no sense.

Always a guess-you-had-to-be-there story.

-"Ha so this one time I was in class and my teacher just gave me this look and omg I couldn't stop laughing"
-"Wow that was one Katrina Tale"

by Tyrone97 June 2, 2009

Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

by scottypeerol September 28, 2009