Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

by Mr:- January 12, 2011

hot take

an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular

hot take: cancer is just diet scorpio

by ASexyLlama June 14, 2019

take a zaruba

the elimination of a ridiculously large amount of fecal waste through the anus. to messily discharge feces from the bowels.

After that 12 taco dinner, I had to take a zaruba. Man, I must have used a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe!

by Hobo Mojo September 18, 2007

take the blue pill

Rather stay in a fake world than the hard reality one. Taken from the movie Matrix. Blue pill fake world, red pill reality.

I'm gonna take the blue pill and not deal with it.

by Ulysses4001 November 5, 2013

take a hike mike

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

by fmattos September 12, 2016

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018