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Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010
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Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole
My taint smells funny
by Female Faggot August 27, 2018
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Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!
You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!
by TommiPat April 14, 2022
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Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
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Tabina

She’s the most romantic and adorable woman. Her beautiful eyes and smile brighten everyone’s day. She will make you fall for her and you’ll never be able to let her go. She has the best taste in men and she is very caring and kind. She will bring the best out of you and will make you feel like your the best.
Boy: omg I like this girl
Girl: what’s her name ?
Boy: Her name is Tabina
Girl: OMG YOU NEED TO KEEP HER

Boy: why ?
Girl: Because she’s probably the best girl out there
Boy: Ok
by coolperson1000 November 4, 2020
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Taint teaser

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.
Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!
by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
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