take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

by fokker1337 January 24, 2008

Take it where you shake it

Similar to "get lost" or "take a hike," TIWYSI is a wildly popular expression meaning "you annoy me and I want you to go far away from this place where we are standing."

Attractive middle-aged man to a group of troublemakers congregating in front of his home: "Hey - take it where you shake it!"

by Bob43 March 17, 2008

take a knife

If a fool takes a knife he stabs enemies in the back. A wise man will cut himself free before he wants to stab others in the back!

Take a knife, now cut yourself free!

by I, Wreckerrr July 17, 2021

Take a spoonful

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

by emffas!s January 26, 2011

Take a jizz for my wizz

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014