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Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.
Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010
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Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.
Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)
by Big Papi October 16, 2008
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Tainted Love

Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.
by Dark Prime June 23, 2006
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.
Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH
by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013
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Tainted Love

Joe: This is pure tainted love between us..
Jess: Don't say that,we will be together forever!!!1oneone(way too much sarcasm in her voice)
by Fuckthepainaway April 11, 2005
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tainted love

I got some tainted love one time, and it still itches.
by I got crabs August 17, 2005
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