A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008
The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
by Jarhead82 November 22, 2015
A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.
Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.
i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.
i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
by Chane. February 01, 2020
a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"
FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."
SON: "Oh."
FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."
SON: "Oh."
by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010
When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
by LittleRoman March 10, 2019
Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007
The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)
by Jason Witt August 11, 2007