Albino Tadpole Chowder

semen, male ejaculate. White fluid containing the male gamete; sperm skeet jizz

There is albino tadpole chowder on the tissue

by Schmahxgn January 20, 2009

Wet Tadpole

The act of placing a wet, limp penis onto an object

Guy: Dude, I was with this chick last night and totally wet tadpoled her when she was passed out drunk
Friend: That's so amazing

by PRSC February 16, 2009

wax tadpole

When a sadly small penis is accidentally covered in hot wax during kinky sex.

I accidentally spilled hot wax on my dick instead of her ass and gave myself the ol' wax tadpole.

by allhallowsian1031 October 2, 2014

White tadpole delight

Semen

And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.

by Mooshifaise September 3, 2009

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

dinosaur tadpole

big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you

he is a dinosaur tadpole

by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021