A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.
Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.
by PatP1993 January 10, 2012
Get the Tactical Fapmug. I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.
by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014
Get the tactical retreatmug. 1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.
2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.
This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.
This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011
Get the Squirrel Tacticsmug. A tactical approach in multiplayer PC & video games where one uses any means available to get ahead. Camping, spawn-killing, attacking & hiding, or any other tactics displaying a complete lack of honor, integrity, and character in battle. A final tactical insult involves suicide by grenades or any explosive device in a cowardly attempt to bring others down with you to score some kills.
bitch-tactician
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics
by Lounge Three Dot Com July 19, 2007
Get the bitch-tacticsmug. Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.
by akaminee March 15, 2020
Get the Tactical deathmug. The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.
Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."
Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"
Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"
Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011
Get the Tactical Pussymug. The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.
by lizwis May 2, 2019
Get the tactical weemug.