table

to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully

During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.

by Krkič April 1, 2020

table

Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".

"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."

by laura24ld January 14, 2008

table

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man

by seamusm August 29, 2007

Tabling

When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.

man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.

by Peteyporn December 2, 2009

Table Manners

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Table of Contents

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

by Falling Upward February 21, 2020