twat

twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...

Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'

by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007

twat

an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!

by inferno42684 July 16, 2009

Twat

You

You are a twat.

by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

twat

someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.

by squishbix June 17, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010

twat

1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.

1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!

by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007

Twat

Noun. An individual who is incredibly immature and/or spoiled. Someone who is arragant and bashful when they lack skills to back up their claims. Typically small in size and bad tempered. Recognizable for his/her annoyance to others around them. May lack self control and social awareness of one's self. Mostly looked down upon by others but is occasionally kissed up to by some mislead people.

Friend 1: "Do you know that annoying little kid Joe?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah, he's such a twat."

by jcstripe May 13, 2014