"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did I really take a sound trouting in that Triathalon. Wanda whooped my backside verociously!"
by Mr. Fifth Place August 27, 2009
Verb
'to trout'
To (figuratively) slap someone with a slimy, stinky, wet trout; to admonish jocularly. (Internet chat)
Infinitive
to trout
Third person singular
trouts
Simple past
trouted
Past participle
trouted
Present participle
trouting
Etymology:
Mid-80s BBS message boards, imitative of "thirty lashes with a wet noodle" only stinkier. Almost certainly from Monty Python's The Fish-Slapping Dance (1972), although the fish in that sketch was a halibut.
Source: Wiktionary
'to trout'
To (figuratively) slap someone with a slimy, stinky, wet trout; to admonish jocularly. (Internet chat)
Infinitive
to trout
Third person singular
trouts
Simple past
trouted
Past participle
trouted
Present participle
trouting
Etymology:
Mid-80s BBS message boards, imitative of "thirty lashes with a wet noodle" only stinkier. Almost certainly from Monty Python's The Fish-Slapping Dance (1972), although the fish in that sketch was a halibut.
Source: Wiktionary
by Carolyn C April 27, 2008
Jays I pulled the trout out of that young wan last nigh, she'll be walkin around like John Wayne all day ya whooooooooore nya.
by Suprergowl May 31, 2009
A person who sleeps with anyone as many times as he can. He spews his sperm in the waters of human filth and has ZERO morals. He doesn't care if he get STD's or AIDS, his main goal in life is to get off!
While shaking your head in disgust, "Dude, you have the morals of a trout." Then you turn and walk away.
by Mo in ER September 20, 2007
by iamthewalrus000 May 21, 2010