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Totalitarian Media Zealots

An umbrella term describing a growing number of intrusive celebrity gossip blogs,and entertainment news websites. An abbreviated form of term i.e "TMZ" serves as the title for the popular entertainment news site TMZ.com.

A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.

The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.

Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.

Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
Known totalitarian media zealots:

www.perezhilton.com

www.tmz.com

tabloid magazines

The New York Post

www.eonline.com

Ryan Seacrest

cable news networks
by Define Me! March 21, 2009
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total hamburger

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.
Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)
by jethrojones September 2, 2012
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Total Sweat Move

To act in a brash and thoughtless or tactless manner while completely disregarding the well-being of others. To be self-promoting AND self-assertive while downplaying the accomplishments and achievements of friends and loved-ones.
John: "Hey Kevin! Jessica and I got engaged this morning!"

Kevin: Oh uhhh Congrats? You realize that whole wedding thing is expensive as shit bro, not to mention the mortgage you took out to pay for that ring!

John: That was a Total Sweat Move Bro...TSM...
by DJFriezie February 27, 2014
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total drama

a cartoon series that parodies reality tv shows and their stereotypes featuring 22 contestants as they go through laborious and/or gross challenges

the seasons in order:

1. total drama island

2. total drama action

3. total drama world tour (2 new contestants)
4. total drama revenge of the island (new cast)
5. total drama all stars/pahkitew island (og contestants competing with roti cast/new cast)

the spin offs:

total drama presents: the ridonculous race
total dramarama
the scene where heather’s shirt gets ripped off in total drama is infamous. for a show airing on cartoon network i have no idea how they got away with that
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Total War

An excellent series of strategy games for the PC, using an ingenious mix on turn-based and real-time. Games include:

Shogun:Total War
Shogun Total War Expansion:Mongol Invasion
Medieval:Total War
Medieval Total War Expansion:Viking Invasion
Rome:Total War
I played a Total War game today ^_^
by NecroGrim September 19, 2005
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Total Drama Action

A brilliant cartoon. Not as good as the first or the last, but worth watching. Feauturing Chris McLean taking 17 teenagers to an abandonded film lot to compete in movie-related challenges. A must see for your inner child.
Ale-Alejandro: Omigosh, World Tour and Island were so good! I love Total Drama Action, too! TDAddict: Total Drama Action was pretty good. Jaxswim: Agreed! MissTDITylerFan: I can't wait for next season!
by Ale-Ale April 20, 2011
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Total BS

This word is short for 'total bullshit'. The favourite qoute used by Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe in the hit-sitcom Frasier. He uses it often when he's angry or doesn't quite understand something.
Normally preceded by 'THIS STINKS'.
Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Bulldog: You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!
Bulldog: THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! That apron boy is gonna...!
Bulldog: Oh, here they are.
by casdebom May 1, 2010
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