Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008

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tortilla flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of paint on your wall last night Mikey!

by w. Coastal Eddie December 14, 2008

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Tortilla Bomb

What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.

Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.

by Happy Diver November 2, 2011

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Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

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