Toot

When a female passes gas.
Only males are capable of farting,
Ladies only toot. If a lady farts they are no longer accepted by society

I toot! I do not fart, as I am a lady and shall remain one

by Improvingkelvinwronglol June 22, 2018

toot

Toot- is a shortened term for the word prostitute.

~Last night this toot tried to give me head, I had to smack that bitch.

by kamyre August 19, 2004

Tooted

High off your ass

I'm so totally tooted bro

by Bsimp0123456 December 10, 2016

toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Toot

A way of saying "cute," in a much cuter baby voice! Toot is a slang primarily found in Maryland and surrounding regions. It is very special in its usage, specifically occupied by girls who attend VT or Towson.

Jessica finks Emily is very toot!

by jed333 April 13, 2010

Toot

Another word for for nerves or wick.

'You are getting on my toot' or 'he really got on my toot'

by Sumofatkinson February 24, 2013

toot

1. extremely small or cute
2. of a homosexual nature

1. Dude, you see that asian chicks toot lil ass?
2. Damn, Duran Duran. How toot.

by McDooby April 18, 2004