Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
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Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
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