threadmother

The poster on a bulletin board who nags others about going off-topic.

Sally was the one who kept quoting the Op. She was being a threadmother.

by Pinkie_Flamingo December 27, 2010

Wrong Thread Violation

Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.

We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.

by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022

Threadjack

To take over the content of a message thread by changing the subject of discourse to a topic outside the purview of the original subject and/orforum, while maintaining the subject line. A form of amusement for trolls. Threadjacking is distinguished from flaming, as flames are a quasi-personal attack on a poster or on a poster's style of discourse, where threadjacking is deliberatly steering the discussion offtopic.

Arm4war keeps starting threads about how fighting style affects gameplay, but artboy keeps threadjacking his posts with rants about non-real world physics.

by alphageek December 11, 2003

ThreadBanger

A YouTube channel starring Rob Czar and Corrine Leigh, they post videos randomly doing Pinterest Tests, Food, and just weird shit all together. Rob is sloppy in his videos and never manages to not hurt himself or fuck everything up, Corrine actually reads the instructions so she doesn't look like a complete tool bag

"Hey man I just watched the new ThreadBanger video"
"Oh, really! Was it Rob or Corrine?'
"Rob."
"*sigh* How much blood was there?''
''Lots man, lots.'

by KaseDefined December 8, 2016

Threadbear

A person who comments on a thread dedicated to a topic they pretend to abhor but secretly find fascinating, if for no other reason than they are compelled to act out a deep-seated impulse to be a total opinionated douche bag. This condition is often coupled with bitchitus and in some people can lead to chronic dickiness.

If one encounters a threadbear squatting on a site, it is best to let it shit then move on without interruption.

by fantagor May 13, 2009

Threase

The crease at the top of the thigh where it meets the torso when someone thicc sits/kneels down

Man 1: "Did you see that girls pic on insta, she sooo thicc"
Man 2: "Yes bro, that threase is mad, she defo got bundah"

by gmegmi August 19, 2020

Threadschmidting

When you offer to purchase something from someone for far less than it is actually worth (usually in a very underhanded or deceitful way).

Alex offered me $200 for my $1000 bottle of bourbon, but I was wise to his threadschmidting ways.

Alex: “How about I buy that bottle off you for $250”.
Joe: “Man, you know it’s worth $1,000”
Alex: “But the wax is scratched”
Joe: “Quit threadschmidting with your scrawny ass.”

by TrustFundAlex June 12, 2019