Warthog

(noun) An unattractive, middle-aged or elderly man

"That warthog thought I would be into him!"

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

warthog

a puma.

my friend: oh! Look a warthog!

me: it's a puma ffs!

by litteraly_hitler March 15, 2019

Warthog Whore

also see Vehicle Whore , pistol whore , and rocket whore a warthog whore is a n00b in halo, halo 2, or halo 3 that uses a warthog to drive around the map doing NOTHING except driving, or running over enemy spartans: often pwned by a roket launcher or grenade

Chickabowow2: f*****ing warthog whore ran over me again!
yourgrandma: haha!
chickabowow2 (team) : someone use a rocket launcher!!!!
IlikePizzaPie: on it
*BOOM!* *BOOM!*
yourgrandma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by FLYING KITTIES OF DOOM!!! December 26, 2008

warthog wannabe

Someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.

That girl Amy is a warthog wannabe, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

My friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.

by YourEditor December 12, 2013

Angry warthog

When your eating a woman out from the back and you double fishhook her right before she cums

I gave her an angry warthog last night and she loved it!

by Os52 June 16, 2022

Warthog

Paige Fox

Paige Fox is a warthog.

by corecthorsebatterystaple February 1, 2022