Crock Pot

Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.

Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"

by zoeacadiafiyi June 24, 2024

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021