Pterodactyl

The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.

A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*

by lolololmfaooyyboi August 2, 2018

Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.

Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.

by tangofandango October 8, 2009

Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.

After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Flaming pterodactyl

When a female takes on five guys at once. One penis in both hands, one in her mouth, one in her vagina and one in her butthole. Then as she is going through the motions the guy putting it in her butt, lights her hair on fire, completing flaming pterodactyl.

Jane had a lot of fun doing the flaming pterodactyl last night.

by P-swag11 October 11, 2015

flying pterodactyl

When your fucking your girlfriend and you grab her upper hip area and start spinning her around in a circle with your dick still inside her until she flies off.

Man! I gave my girl the Flying Pterodactyl last night, and now she has four head injuries.

by 1e6n3b December 10, 2017

Pterodactyl

The largest brick of cocaine. Five kilograms or larger. A one kilo brick is known as a bird, therefore a large brick is a large bird.

"Sack him, hit a lick and cop a pterodactyl" - Offset

by RealJables July 9, 2018

Pants Pterodactyls

This is just another work for chlamydia.

Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.

by ReveriePrincess September 23, 2010