Ted 

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.

Ted is very geil.

Ted by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017

Ted 

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.

"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"

Ted by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017

TED 

Ted is a boss fortnite player better than ninja and ali-a.

fortnite is such a ted.

TED by Okijuhy June 10, 2018

ted 

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

ted by FriskPony June 18, 2018

Ted 

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)

I call ted

Ted by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018

Ted 

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat

Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.

Ted by Boy282892 January 31, 2019

Ted 

The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)

Person 1 " whoa that boy is fit"
Person 2 " Damn that must be a Ted"

Ted by Teds Girlfriends August 1, 2019