TANKER

the sexiest man alive, he gets all the bitches

Person: TANKER is so hot
June: i know, now back off

by sleepyjune September 18, 2022

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

by Big Frek November 3, 2018

Tanker

Tanker who plays a lot

I know him he is a massive tanker

by Tanking around June 9, 2024

Viva la Tommy Tankers

Means 'Long Live the Tommy Tankers' in Italian.

Did you see one of The Tommy Tankers' players has just chinned Sugartits? Viva la Tommy Tankers!

by benji2004 September 12, 2021

Tanker

A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.

Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024