Taliban mask

The act of defecating on another person's face and immediately enveloping their head in saran wrap.

Yo man, I just totally gave your mom a Taliban mask.

by LittleOknab November 22, 2011

Taliban Decimation

When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.

Nut_meme used Taliban decimation.
It's super effective!
Gardevoir fainted!

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Taliban Tan

an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.

Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.

by Sethavellie August 25, 2010

Taliban Pearl

When you pearl glitch out of a trap such as a slab, fencegate, or something where you would not be able to pearl through, the taliban pearl is used to make nerds raidable

IM IN IM IN IM IN OH DAMN I GOT TRAPPED ITS ALL GOOD ILL JUST TALIBAN PEARL OUT

by 31H February 10, 2018

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Taliban Tan

Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.

“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”

“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Taliban Ass Fiend

This is a person who flys to the middle-east and rapes as many of the fuckers as he/she possibly can handle before he/she is hung, butchered or the most likely, held hostage so that some terrorist being held by the US government is released. This of course will not happen because of Bush's strict "we do not negotiate with terrorists" policy. The hostage will then inevitably be killed and the video of said killing will be displayed on the internet. This is why the Taliban Ass Fiend is almost comletely extinct.

"Did you hear about that Taliban Ass Fiend that lives on my road?"
"No"
"He just got back from Afghanistan... He bought one back for his dad"
"No way! Lets go round and see if we can have a go"

by G-Lovens November 6, 2006