T&P

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.

Sorry to hear that. T&P

by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

S.T.P.

Stand to Pee - a device used by pre-op transgender men to pee whilst standing.

Eli's packer doubles as an S.T.P., so he can use the urinals in the men's bathroom without issue.

by tornadogamah December 3, 2022

T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

F.T.P

F.T.P. is the acronym for the term "Fuck Tha Police" which was actually coin in the year 1988 by the late, great, American rap artist...Mr. Eazy-E! (RIP)
Fuck Tha Police or F.T.P. is a song by rap group NWA that was written in 1988! "In the case of NWA vs. The Police Department.....Fuck Tha Police!"

F.T.P man hate them

by 𝕤𝕙𝕩𝕦𝕟𝕝𝕒𝕨 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕘 June 1, 2020

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C

Let me eat yo pussy from the back till you cum

Aye L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 😏

by TherealJoyyy July 10, 2021

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis)

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

S.T.P.

Stone Temple Pilots. Originally stood for Shirley Temple's pussy. But the band had to change the meaning when they became main stream.

The Band S.T.P. could still be a great band making great music if Scott Weiland could stay off the Horse.

by brutha from a nutha mutha August 30, 2008