Szela

Dumb bitch

Look at Szela, she’s such a dumb bitch

by 🍑🍑🍉🍉🍉 February 27, 2020

szechwan

slang for "session. As in marijuana session.

Yo, let's have a szechwan.

by david mccarthy July 9, 2006

Szechuan

(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee(sesh-eee) refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees(sesh-won-eees) refers to a group of Szechuans.

Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift !!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.

by Charly Says December 15, 2008

Szechuan Sauce

A sauce that McDonalds created in 1998 to promote the movie Mulan, that was only available for a limited amount of time. This sauce was recently made very popular by the adult cartoon show Rick and Morty, when the co-creator and a voice actor for the show by the name of Justin Roiland did an improvisational bit about it, saying how much he wanted it back. Many memes were made about the Szechuan sauce, and McDonalds even decided to send a large jug of it to the Rick and Morty team, and they raffled small jars of it off for charity. McDonalds could've stopped there, but no, they had to get as much money and exposure as possible. McDonalds told the public that they would have a limited quantity of the sauce at particular locations on a specific date to give out, which was a a very bad idea to do. Crowds of hundreds of people stood in lines for hours, only to learn that there were only 20 small containers of the sauce. Because of this, some fans decided to riot and be rude to the employees, and one video went viral for a day of a man jumping up on a counter at McDonalds and shouting "I'm Pickle Rick!" (a line and now meme from the show) and "I want my szechuan sauce!", then having something that looked like a seizure on the floor, then doing a Naruto run out of the store. After this disaster, McDonalds decided to continue the tragedy by announcing that the Szechuan sauce would be available for a longer period of time over the winter.

Person 1 : Have you seen Rick and Morty?
Person 2: No, it looks awful.
Person 1: Did you just see the szechuan sauce and Pickle Rick memes? Is that why you think it's awful?
Person 2: ...

by jewelsgard October 14, 2017

Sang Szeto

The person in your class who does nothing, Sang Szeto loves to turn in works late and he always gets away with it, a person who also loves to flex

Sang Szeto is lazy and annoying

by IlikeArsenal121212121212 November 3, 2020

Szeles

A Hungarian word that means wide. It can also mean windy, if you add this chukchik line to it. It's mostly used as a last name.

Hey y'all, my Hungarian last name is Szeles.

by Mr. Szeles January 11, 2012

szechwanzito

a marijuana session.

you ready for this szechwanzito?

by broat brody bro September 26, 2007