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Syphilis

when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man.

you dont want it but you do at the same time
I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?
by lemon_enby November 22, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 29, 2025
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Syphilis

What my brother got from unprotected long rough painal and vaginal sex. (Dumbass)
John Doe has syphilis.
by jjjjkkkkklllll September 12, 2020
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Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.
Syphilis where are you?
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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