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Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
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Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits
When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
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Syphilis

What my brother got from unprotected long rough painal and vaginal sex. (Dumbass)
John Doe has syphilis.
by jjjjkkkkklllll September 12, 2020
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Syphilis

you give some, you take some
Caoimhe: It's worth the deal
Ciara: What?
Caoimhe: Syphilis my dude
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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