Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

Facebook Syphilis by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

yuppie syphilis by Morgellons March 6, 2025

syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

syphilitic moron by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Syphiligician 

A syphilis carrier who spreads their desease, with or without their knowledge, to multiple partners.

Sally: I think Bobby is really cute, can you introduce us?
Tom: Sally you stay away from that fucking syphiligician!

Syphiligician by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006

Syphilicious 

A term to describe a very beautiful temptress with a sexually transmitted disease.

"I wouldn't do that dude, she looks tasty but she is syphilicious."

Syphilicious by Drifter December 2, 2003

syphilisaurus 

someone that has syphilis, and perhaps knowingly spreads the STD to others because they are a fuck-junkie.

scott had sex with three girls yesterday, keeping genus syphilisaurus alive.

syphilisaurus by .Allison. September 13, 2006

snyphilis 

Contracting V.D. from snorting drugs from a dirty dollar bill..

My friend contracted snyphilis from a stripper's dirty twat dollar.

snyphilis by Clutchvolta February 6, 2013