Syphilis

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".

by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010

herpaghonal syphilitis

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!

"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"

by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006

Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.

My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.

by $Dolla $ D. $ Milli.$ October 26, 2009

syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!

James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.

by wochebok October 8, 2014

syphilis tsunami

A golden shower from a dirty hooker.

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?

by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017

national syphilis day

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives

HAPPY NATIONAL SYPHILIS DAY

by iwantaids May 30, 2018

Maga-syphilitic

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.

I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?

by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022