Swivel

Fake crack cocaine. A substance that looks like crack cocaine but does not contain cocaine.

He sold me some swivel.

by Mackinassmac April 4, 2016

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018

Swivel Hitch

The act of progressive radial orientation, or rotating, of one's self after insertion is completed with the trailer hitch maneuver.

She only asked for a trailer hitch, but I decided to spin up the swivel hitch while I was in there.

by TheGoNads November 13, 2019

swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.

I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.

by Klitorissa May 27, 2016

Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Devil’s swivel

When one has to turn around and vomit in the toilet immediately after or in the middle of shitting in the toilet

I was so hungover I had to perform a Devil’s Swivel

by McEllen October 24, 2023