Skip to main content

swine flu

a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'

el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'

el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
by CHchainsaw May 2, 2009
mugGet the swine flu mug.

Swine Flu

Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.

An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.

CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.

CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.

-From CDC.gov
Dude 1: I feel sick, it feels like a flu but worse.
Dude 2: Prob swine flu.
by Ichigostrawberry April 27, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu mug.

Swine Flu

Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.
Person one: OMG A PIG
Person two: Swine Flu!!! *runs*
Mexican: Bacon nice, yes?
by JFEL May 4, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu mug.

swinfluenza

The "swine flu", an outbreak that is responsible for many deaths in Mexico during the outbreak of March and April 2009. The same Influenza A virus subtype H1N1 was also responsible for the Spanish flu pandemic that killed millions.

The pigs don't like it much, either.
Did you hear about Mexico City? It's all shut down because of swinfluenza!
by Wilted April 27, 2009
mugGet the swinfluenza mug.

Swine Flu

"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu mug.

Swine Flu

See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.

<2 weeks later>

Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
by Gordon Downs May 3, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu mug.

Swine Flu

Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:

outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.

Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.
"I have swine flu." "LOL PWNED!"
by bobbitteer October 27, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email