a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'
el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'
el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'
el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
by CHchainsaw May 2, 2009
Get the swine flu mug.Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
by Ichigostrawberry April 27, 2009
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Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.
by JFEL May 4, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.The "swine flu", an outbreak that is responsible for many deaths in Mexico during the outbreak of March and April 2009. The same Influenza A virus subtype H1N1 was also responsible for the Spanish flu pandemic that killed millions.
The pigs don't like it much, either.
The pigs don't like it much, either.
by Wilted April 27, 2009
Get the swinfluenza mug.by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
by Gordon Downs May 3, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:
outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.
Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.
outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.
Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.
by bobbitteer October 27, 2009
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