swerven

A word to describe Someone who is not doing something right or is not consistant in what there doing in any situation. ie; swerving a car out of ur lane by accident on the road.

You: Hey, can u hammer this nail for me? Ill hold it in place for you.

Guy: Sure, no problem!

(Misses the nail and hits your hand)
You: Swerven.....

Swerve swerver masterswerver

by tdawg23 February 28, 2013

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017

Serving Up Salad

Eating ass. Offering up one’s ass for a little salad tossing.

I got home and she was naked, on all fours, serving up salad. So I had to toss it.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

serving

The act of selling drugs.

Joey is serving ecstasy, marijuana, cocaine and mushrooms. My other friend Carlos is selling acid, percocets, crack and amphetamines though. Who do you want to call?

by emoc December 22, 2004