sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.

"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."

by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009

grey sweatpants

the guys version of nike pros

chad: yo bro did you see her in nike pros?

brad: yeah i told her she looked hot and gave me a boner and she said that grey sweatpants make her get butterflies

by acdudley16 July 13, 2022

sweatmaster

A very hot and attractive girl, often quite feisty who while in the process of working out sweats profusely. Often seen at one's local gym, on the treadmill, or doing a turbo-kickboxing class.

"Damn girl, you're such a sweatmaster. Watch wear you're swinging your arms."

"Hey sweatmaster! Don't forget to wipe down that machine. You're cute, but still."

by grasshopper2 February 26, 2010

Sweather

Fall weather that is just chilly enough for a sweater, but not cold enough for a coat. It is the perfect sweater weather. Most people enjoy sweather because of the juxtaposed chilliness of the face and hands with the warmth of the body under the sweater, much like people enjoy a warm blanket in a cold room. Very few geographical locations experience perfect sweather for long periods of time, so sweather is usually accompanied by a lot of talk about the beginning of sweather, upsales in sweaters, and a rise in talk of fall fashion.

Fashion aware boy: It's perfect sweather outside, I can't wait to walk around and show everyone how good I look!

by twas_brillig October 1, 2012

Sweatabetic

Obesity looking for a baggy

Awe that sweatabetic was barrellin around the estates trying to get a baggy the dirty

by Stemark March 8, 2020

sweatpals

An Austin-born startup tech app that's changing the fitness game. Merging the city's tech-savvy vibe with its passion for community and fitness, it's quickly becoming the "Facebook of Fitness." Especially popular among the influx of newcomers to Austin's tech hub, looking to find their fitness tribe in a city where "Who's that?" quickly turns into "That's my teammate!"

I moved to Austin for a tech gig, felt a bit lost amidst the startup hustle. Downloaded SweatPals, and bam! Joined the Unwind & Connect Pickleball group. Now, not only am I killing it in pickleball, but I've also scored some unexpected networking wins and even a date or two. Who knew fitness in Austin would be this lit?

by atxtechbro August 29, 2023

Butty Sweathole

When you have sex with a chicks fat roll or fupa.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night!
Dude 2: I know. I had on some major beer goggles.
Dude 1: And I can't believe that chick you brought home. I always knew you were into the butty sweathole.

by Ms. Dick Pickles August 8, 2015