more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

by swimma101 June 11, 2006

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

ass for every seat

No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.

Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

Sweet And Sour Corn Ass

When a guy goes down on his girlfriend and comes straight back up yelling "Sweet And Sour Corn Ass!" because her crack is so potent with an aroma that will literally put a guy into an acoma.

Girl: Babe, will you lick my asshole?
Boy: Did you wash the Sweet And Sour Corn out of your ass?
Girl: Yes, I took a shower 6 hours ago.
Boy: Oh hell to the no

Sweet And Sour Corn Ass

by letsbehonestwitheachother November 5, 2010

more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006