Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

surface area

Term for a woman's breasts.

Just checkin out your surface area.
Nice surface area!

by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.

“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)

by pthomas625 November 22, 2007

surface breath

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

by The Badger August 5, 2003

Surfacism

The idea, thought or belief that some terrain or ground area (mostly on bodies other than Earth) is unsuitable for landing or other necessities that require good terrain characteristics as opposed to others.

Guy one: Dude! Elon Musk just announced the colonization of Mars!

Guy two: Meh, Venus has much richer soil than Mars.

Guy one: Damn, dude! Quit your surfacism.

~~~~~~~

Guy one: So what do you think about the house? It's got a nice view!

Guy two: I wish the floor was carpet instead of wood.

Guy one: Why are you always so surfacist?

by Dr. Boredom June 17, 2018

Surface

When a woman has a face like a man. Hence the term "sir-face"

Damn bro, check out the surface in line. I thought that was a dude from the side...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007