A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference
Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
by BumBro March 24, 2019
Get the Suicidal Spork mug.An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
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Get the gabe saporta day mug.A disease that is quickly spreading across nerds around the world. It is crucially important to know the causes and symptoms so you don't suffer the same fate:
Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.
Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:
- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz
- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it
- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time
- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.
Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.
Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:
- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz
- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it
- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time
- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.
Billy: Hey LeShawn, come to my party this weekend. There's gonna be a ton of hot babes there!
LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>
Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.
LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>
Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.
by Sporcle-addict July 6, 2009
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Yo all these people have to many walls up, they can really use a sporgy!
Yo all these people have to many walls up, they can really use a sporgy!
by MysticMystic November 7, 2015
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