subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner

by we're strictly beemers December 24, 2011

Subaru minimum

−22°F, the lowest temperature displayed by the digital temperature gauge in Subaru vehicles.

We're finally above the Subaru minimum! Hooray!

by tonga2219 January 10, 2012

subaru legacy

a practical wrx, or an accord that's more fun to drive. plus, it has the safety of AWD. AND.... its a subaru. the wagon versions are lez mobiles.

ray-roy owns a 2010 subaru legacy GT. and it hauls ass.

by i wants a cookie February 1, 2010

Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).

"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"

by johndoeaa July 21, 2009

subaru brz

hella nice car with rocketbunny v1 body kit

damn thats a nice subaru brz N*GGA

by EatThatPussy69 March 1, 2017

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair

Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night

by Boobaru April 23, 2018

Subaru WRX

The best Japanese sedan, better than that Mitsubishi Piece of shit, the Superior Boxer 4 with 2.5 Liters. The most reliable car I have ever heard of, with AWD, and godly handling, don't forget that it's only 20000 for the TR back in 2006. (Tuner Ready for everyone who hasn't heard of this model because the STI is way more popular), and it still ranges around 25000-30000

Jack: Hey Bob, check out my new Subaru WRX

Bob: Woah, that thing is fucking cool!

by Don't click this October 28, 2023