subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns
Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner
by we're strictly beemers December 20, 2011
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Subaru minimum

−22°F, the lowest temperature displayed by the digital temperature gauge in Subaru vehicles.
We're finally above the Subaru minimum! Hooray!
by tonga2219 January 10, 2012
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subaru legacy

a practical wrx, or an accord that's more fun to drive. plus, it has the safety of AWD. AND.... its a subaru. the wagon versions are lez mobiles.
ray-roy owns a 2010 subaru legacy GT. and it hauls ass.
by i wants a cookie January 26, 2010
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Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).
"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"
by johndoeaa July 21, 2009
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subaru brz

hella nice car with rocketbunny v1 body kit
damn thats a nice subaru brz N*GGA
by EatThatPussy69 March 01, 2017
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rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru December 30, 2017
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Subaru WRX

The best Japanese sedan, better than that Mitsubishi Piece of shit, the Superior Boxer 4 with 2.5 Liters. The most reliable car I have ever heard of, with AWD, and godly handling, don't forget that it's only 20000 for the TR back in 2006. (Tuner Ready for everyone who hasn't heard of this model because the STI is way more popular), and it still ranges around 25000-30000
Jack: Hey Bob, check out my new Subaru WRX

Bob: Woah, that thing is fucking cool!
by Don't click this October 28, 2023
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