Ant-Strawing

When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.

Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.

by Antsfolife July 26, 2018

chasing the straw

Used to describe someone who is creepily staring while trying to accomplish a minor task, like trying to find a drinking straw with your tongue while staring at someone across the bar.

That guy was chasing the straw watching those girls sun tan.

by jax39 April 14, 2015

Last straw

The latest in a series of distressing but regularly tolerated events that gives rise to the first obvious sign of intolerance towards the offending party, usually in the form of a drastic decision or the offer of an ultimatum. May have come from shortening the idiom/expression "the straw that breaks the camel's back", relating the distress caused by the offending party to stacking straw on the back of a camel over time until it collapses under the weight.

After a series of non-explicit infarctions, Jimmy McGill loudly disturbing his coworkers with his bagpipes is the last straw that forces Cliff Main to fire him from his law firm without cause.

by WorstAnimu July 16, 2022

The Last straw

Is a term that is used to tell someone that they had enough of whatever was bugging them

This the last straw that normie is gonna get it!

by TheRandomDownTheStreet79 October 18, 2017

grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

straw trick

A method of drinking beer out of a bottle where the straw is placed inside the bottle, and looped around the outside of the neck. The straw allows air to freely enter the bottle and the drinker can finish the beer in less than 3 seconds.

Last night nobody could beat me at straw tricks. I got wasted.

by The Real Duda February 20, 2008

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008